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Design Your Own Tallywhackers^® Greeting Cards

1. Pick your favorite Tallywhackers character.
2. Choose from the greetings listed to be printed inside your cards

Cards and envelopes are 4 3/8" x 5 3/4"

• When I think about you, you touch yourself!
• Come one... Come all...
• Come hang out with all the NUTS...
• I got my eye on you...
• You're hard to beat...
• What's Up
• 'Sup?
• Don't leave me hangin'...
• I'm coming for you...
• I miss your penis!
• Got "WOOD"
• Everyone is coming and going... I miss you.
• Something's up...
• Miss you. Please come again!
• Want to play poker?
• Queen ONLY: HEY GIRL!
• Tool ONLY: I SCREW, I NUT, I BOLT!